Attention! Class, please settle down. HEY! Stop it you two.
Good. Welcome to the new year students. I'm your new Language Arts teacher Mr. Rose. I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to schooling (I'm being sarcastic).
Alright, lets just get down to business. Here are the rules of the game.
A) No talking when I'm talking. In fact, Just obey the 55 Rules from Ron Clark's book about teaching and we'll get along fine.
B) You are only to. . . Actually, strike that rule. This is your blog. You are big teachers. You can post what you want. Tell your dreams, your fears, your hopes, whatever. Just be careful, in case the Man (read, your principals) reads the blog.
Hopefully we'll all have a good year.
*The Class erupts into thunderous applause.*